Cultural satire from the heart of the Baltics. Art, music, literature, and the occasional inexplicable monument.
After 47 years of standing in Vermanes Garden, historians have concluded the bronze statue is neither a war hero, poet, nor politician. City records show no documentation of its installation. 'We assume someone just put it there and everyone was too polite to ask,' says confused archivist.
A Baldone-grown potato reportedly gained consciousness yesterday and has retained legal counsel to address 'centuries of reductive typecasting.' The tuber released a statement saying it's 'more than just a food item' and is exploring opportunities in performance art.
A groundbreaking study from University of Latvia linguistics department reveals meaningful pauses and averted eye contact comprise nearly nine-tenths of everyday Latvian communication. 'What we initially coded as conversational gaps are actually grammatical structures,' explains lead researcher while staring at the floor.
Artūrs Kalns, 52, liquidated his retirement portfolio after discovering what he calls 'the most spherical naturally occurring object in the Baltic region.' Experts estimate the stone's monetary value at approximately €0.03. 'They don't understand,' Kalns whispers, cradling the pebble. 'This is perfect.'